I never leave the house without two things, my penknife and a handkerchief.
Although for city folk, the "hanky" has been superceded by that abomination- "The Tissue".
A day never goes by when I have not found a use for my constant companion. I have used them as a bandage, a glasses cleaner, a sheep immobiliser, an engine cleaner, a fuel filter, an obstetrical hand cleaner, a hat, a spider catcher, a forehead mopper, a gate tie, a gate hinge,a tea bag,windscreen demister,the list goes on. Oh, and did I mention you can blow your nose on them!
Although for city folk, the "hanky" has been superceded by that abomination- "The Tissue".
A day never goes by when I have not found a use for my constant companion. I have used them as a bandage, a glasses cleaner, a sheep immobiliser, an engine cleaner, a fuel filter, an obstetrical hand cleaner, a hat, a spider catcher, a forehead mopper, a gate tie, a gate hinge,a tea bag,windscreen demister,the list goes on. Oh, and did I mention you can blow your nose on them!
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